Shiver Me Timbers

Why hello there everyone. Hopefully everyone is doing well since I last updated, I sure know that you have aged. Well as most everyone who attends college I had this Thanksgiving break off. But I started it early, not attending classes on mon or Tuesday. But it was exciting starting the previous Friday, with a trip to the TURNING STONE casino. Much MUCH Fun. It was really cool. Steve came up with Adam’s car and those two plus Kevin Talgo and myself took off for an evening full of hope and ambition. We each had our own individual adventure, with Kevin and myself returning with more money than we left with ;) blackjack

Then Sat. I had another day to add to my wonderful vacation. I went with my cousin Jay to Poughkeepsie, for a FIGHT NIGHT!!! It was soo awesome. It was an ultimate testosterone fest. There are few things more manly than drinking beer and watching people duke it out in a ring. It was HARDCORE. There were only 2 fights that I didn’t enjoy, a female fight, and the final fight of the night with two amateurs. But besides that, it was an amazing night.

Sun. I took the bus home which was pretty cool, because I was driven there by a cabbie who kept calling me “brotha man” it was funny. And then on the ride home I played ROME TOTAL WAR which of course is the best game in the world.

Monday was alright, but just a passing day, from what I recall. Tuesday was really good though. Liz took me to go see a play called “I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change” It was excellent, and I enjoyed it very much (thanks again babe).

Thursday of course was Thanksgiving. I hope everyone had a wonderful time and has many things to be thankful about, because I am thankful for many things, Especially all the people in my life who are important to me and all those who have had an impact on my life at one point or another.

Then Friday I went shopping with my mother and scott at 5:30am and got my Christmas present, a black suit. I like suits, and im soo happy that im gonna get one. Then Liz and myself went up to my grandma’s house and picked up sticks.
Sat. I saw THE INCREDIBLES with scott and Liz, and saw Steve and Jenny at the mall. Which was a pleasant surprise.

Then Sunday I arrived back up here late in the evening, after shopping with Liz, Her mother, her brother, and Val. Which was quite fun and entertaining. Well, Everyone enjoy their week.

I'm an Aquarius.

Well hello there everyone. Hope everything went well this weekend, if you were in the play, you know it did. Excellent job, it was an awesome production. I attended all three performances, and I can say that all three of them were very entertaining. Good job to all the people who had lead parts: (alphabetically) Ally, Billy, Joefi, Johnny Mac, Liz, Nici Pags, Ricky, and Ruthie. And Congratulations to all that were involved with the show in any way.

Besides seeing the play this weekend, I also saw a movie which is probably, as I see it, THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!! That movie would be POLAR EXPRESS it was phenomenal. I recommend that everyone, stop what you are doing….
1. Go to the nearest vehicle (if it’s yours skip the next two steps)
2. Break in
3. Hot wire it
4. Drive to the nearest theater
5. Purchase tickets/muscle your way into the movie
6. ENJOY!!!
7. Avoid getting arrested, because WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN!?!?!?!?!


Well in other events I had a very exciting dream the other day, which I will now share with you:
Chris, my roommate, and myself were just wandering around, when we found this wall. We climbed up it, only to discover that it is the beginning of the Great Wall of China! So seeing as it is such a popular and unique spot, I ask Chris to take a picture of me with the camera he is holding. But he won’t, he wants to take a picture of some hill out in the distance, which is really stupid, all it has on it is grass. I look at the camera, a mainly white disposable from A&P and see that it has my name on it, and Chris refuses to give it to me. So then I run a little down the wall, and upon my return Chris morphs into Joefi. So Joefi and myself go off running through a parking lot, because we’re cool like that. And Johnny Mac, is at the end of the Parking Lot, at the top of this hill, and he goes, “Come this way” So we slide down the hill, consisting mainly of gravel, which is wicked awesome, only to come to a large lake. We look around, and Liz is already down there and says, “What took you guys so long?” We then proceeded to walk around the lake, and some spooky old lady comes up to us and tells us to, “be wary of the lake, for a pirate buried his treasure in it” -----Now I know what you are thinking, “What sorta stupid ass pirate buries treasure in a LAKE????” just remember that this is a dream and not reality, and it will seem really really cool. Anywho the group walks around the lake and we come upon a few row boats with outboard motors, which we think belong to the pirate so we leave them alone. We see a fury of bubbles rising from the lake, and we assume that that is where the buried treasure is, because everyone knows that treasure needs air to breathe. And so my story was concluded because it just cut scenes to a different situation.

So in closing to Joefi, Tell NYU that you are a treasure hunter and I’m sure that you will have no problems getting in. Goodnight.

I'm an Aquarius.

Well hello there everyone. Hope everything went well this weekend, if you were in the play, you know it did. Excellent job, it was an awesome production. I attended all three performances, and I can say that all three of them were very entertaining. Good job to all the people who had lead parts: (alphabetically) Ally, Billy, Joefi, Johnny Mac, Liz, Nici Pags, Ricky, and Ruthie. And Congratulations to all that were involved with the show in any way.Besides seeing the play this weekend, I also saw a movie which is probably, as I see it, THE BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!!!!!!!! That movie would be POLAR EXPRESS it was phenomenal. I recommend that everyone, stop what you are doing….
1. Go to the nearest vehicle (if it’s yours skip the next two steps)
2. Break in
3. Hot wire it
4. Drive to the nearest theater
5. Purchase tickets/muscle your way into the movie
6. ENJOY!!!
7. Avoid getting arrested, because WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN!?!?!?!?!


Well in other events I had a very exciting dream the other day, which I will now share with you:
Chris, my roommate, and myself were just wandering around, when we found this wall. We climbed up it, only to discover that it is the beginning of the Great Wall of China! So seeing as it is such a popular and unique spot, I ask Chris to take a picture of me with the camera he is holding. But he won’t, he wants to take a picture of some hill out in the distance, which is really stupid, all it has on it is grass. I look at the camera, a mainly white disposable from A&P and see that it has my name on it, and Chris refuses to give it to me. So then I run a little down the wall, and upon my return Chris morphs into Joefi. So Joefi and myself go off running through a parking lot, because we’re cool like that. And Johnny Mac, is at the end of the Parking Lot, at the top of this hill, and he goes, “Come this way” So we slide down the hill, consisting mainly of gravel, which is wicked awesome, only to come to a large lake. We look around, and Liz is already down there and says, “What took you guys so long?” We then proceeded to walk around the lake, and some spooky old lady comes up to us and tells us to, “be wary of the lake, for a pirate buried his treasure in it” -----Now I know what you are thinking, “What sorta stupid ass pirate buries treasure in a LAKE????” just remember that this is a dream and not reality, and it will seem really really cool. Anywho the group walks around the lake and we come upon a few row boats with outboard motors, which we think belong to the pirate so we leave them alone. We see a fury of bubbles rising from the lake, and we assume that that is where the buried treasure is, because everyone knows that treasure needs air to breathe. And so my story was concluded because it just cut scenes to a different situation.

So in closing to Joefi, Tell NYU that you are a treasure hunter and I’m sure that you will have no problems getting in. Goodnight.

Sorry i havent posted as i should

Ok so this is why i havent posted in a while: I had a post that i created for ASKMADDEN but the stupid blogger system deleted it bc of an error that occured. so here goes my post

This weekend was quite interesting. Darin stayed until saturday morning and we went out friday night to Bogies. It was probably one of the most fun nights that i have spent out since ive gone to college. It was very fun, and we (Kevin, Darin, Andrew, and myself) enjoyed probably the best drink known to man... it tasted like a combination of Ocean Spray's Cranapple and Snapple Apple. It was Madd good. We went out at around 5pm (the start of happy hour) and a lot of people left at a little after 10pm(the end of happy hour). By the end of the night almost all my rugby team had showed up as well. It was really cool. I then stayed up until about 3am after going into my friend, Dave's room to watch "Bowling for Columbine".

Saturday was really fun... I went exploring in downtown bc since i have been here i havent seen "the egg" or any of the government buildings, so i decided to go down there and take a look. Since none of my friends were willing to make the trek i grabbed my cd player and a bottle of water and headed to the busstop. I spent about 4-5 hours just walking around and sitting in parks and such. It was really fun. I enjoy it a lot better than just sitting in my room and doing nothing. It was quite entertaining. I sat in this one park where i watched a doggie chase squirrels for almost an hour. Then going on to the night. Dave comes into my room drunk and asks, "Do you guys wanna do something? Watch a movie? Order some pizza?" I died laughing. it was soo funny. So adam and i watch family guy with dave in his room for a while. Then Dave passed out on his bed, so adam and i left, covering him with his jacket before we left. Then 2 hours later at 4am his roommate rob comes in and i see him in the hallway, so i had to go outside and kick my rugby ball around with him, and then we ate some food and chatted. I didnt get to go to bed till after 5:30am I really need to stop that.

On to today, i wake up at 2:30pm and then at 3:30 i hop on a bus, go downtown and walk around for about an hour ------> I like going downtown :) so then i come back and eat with kevin, watch some penn and teller. Talk to the girl of my dreams for a good 2hrs. And then Watched some more penn adn teller here, now im watching the History Channel about Alexander the great. I love the history channel.


p.s. I can't wait to go home on friday.. After my goddamn Chemistry test

Man of my word

OK as I promised everyother post will be here. Tonight was the most uneventful thurs. night in a while. For those of you who don't know, in college it's called, "Thirsty Thursdays" and usually I attend a bar called "Bogies" for they have a $10 all-you-can-drink night on thurs. but tonight apparently the liquor police were out and so noone was taking fake id's or chalks, except one place that got packed. It was ridiculous, Kevin and myself gave up on going out, and decided to go home. And from what I over heard one of the Bars got Raided and confiscated IDs which is really stupid bc if they didnt take any college students they wouldnt get any business. So i ended up cold, wet, and angry. But on the plus side Kevin and I had some good discussions and had some pizza instead of liquor. Oh well, We'll have to hang out with Darin who is up from Merchant Marine tommorrow. It has to be better than tonight.

Ok here is the big news

You can now catch me not only on this site but on my old site http://askmadden.com i will continue to update here about everyother day or so. just to have some sort of independence, but u will need to go to the other site on the opposite days. I'd like to thank everyone who has been going to my site, i love you guys.

Such Bullshit!!!

I would like to say to America that, YOU SUCK!!! I can't believe that this fucking asshole got elected to another term. Its Fucking ridiculous. He opposes rights that the people themselves should make. He has no right to tell someone who they can/cannot marry, what a woman can do to her body, or slowly but surely make Americans less educated so that in 4 years another conservative shithead can be elected to the presidency.

On a side note i thought that Will Ferrel was quite funny on this site...http://whitehousewest.com/

Well at least comedians will not have a problem with material over the course of the next four years, since its almost a guarantee that he will fuck up.

Oh and some guy came into my Bio lecture which consists of about 500 people, yells "FUCK BUSH, BUSH ISNT MY FUCKING PRESIDENT!!!! EVERYONE WHO'S WITH ME COME OUT AND SHOW IT!!!" and after that my lecture finished up and everyone left, so the guy must have been very proud of himself that 500 people listened to him, or so he thought. The Green Party people are demonstrating on the podium, and the saddest thing happened today..... they were emptying the fountains. I dont wanna go to school here anymore. Well until spring. Then they come back on and all will be well.

BIG IMPORTANT QUESTION

Ok folks here is the question of the year, Joefi and I were talking about the former "ASK MADDEN STAFF" and were wondering what the readers thought of the re-joining of the forces. What do u think? comment or die....

Halloween...continued.....

HEy there everyone!!! TONIGHT WAS FUN!!! After going to a less than entertaining frat party, which i went to with my boy dave, i came back home and chilled with dave for a while, and chatted. Then Adam and myself got ready for HALLOWEEN NIGHT!!! We got dressed to go and reek havoc on UAlbany. We ninja'd ourself up and went out on a ramp around campus. It was soo much fun... first we just messed around on indian quad going in the lawn area, then we went to state and showed up at Kevin's door, woke him up from his slumber, i had to go pee and then headed back to Indian. Thats when the fun began.
We started sparing infront of the tower and people were starting to watch. So after i kicked adam's ass we started romping around the lawn again. We were doing tumbles, somersaults, and I was doing cartwheels. Then adam found a pile of leaves and we had a leaf fight and then made leaf angels, and some girls were yelling "WE LOVE NINJAS!!!" it was soo cool and then we skipped back to my building and went around causing more problems. I went into Havad's room and since i had my uniform on he didnt recognize me, I sat down on his floor and he was like "What the hell?, who are you?" and i turned on his playstation and started playing,and he was like "Who the hell are you?!?!?!" and then he tried to take off my mask so i started talking and he was like"Oh its Mark, i can tell by the voice" so then we go upstairs and some guy is knocking on this door, so we stand behind him and a girl answers the door, so we go in and she is like "What is this?" and the guy is like, "Ummm I brought some ninjas with me" so we walk in and i look around and use her deoderant and then adam smelled her cup. It was soo cool. Then we ran out and i used her towel quickly and then when we went out adam goes, "did u know them?" and I didn't. Then there was an open suite so i went in and flushed the toilet and ran out.
Ok enough for now, time to shamelessly quote myself for the night, "Superballs: they hit rockbottom and bounce right back up." Don't people wish they could do that?